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hey, have some respect. talking about someones sisters butt puts them in an awkward situation. and chances are bally could savagely whip your behind. imagine if someone said Dan's sister had a n...

Dec 9, 2003

WE ARE FRIENDS! i just wish i didn't hate you so much. jk jk jk!

Dec 9, 2003

those movies are NOT funny, lol. so sad. i read a story about a girl who puked into a huge tupperware bin she kept under her bed. grossss. imagine piles and piles of technilcolor vomit. STINKY...

on journal computer stalker
Dec 9, 2003

Interesting light shed on the possibility of a HOBBIT movie being made by PJ. read, read, read. interesting indeed. http://aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=16638

Dec 9, 2003

i find stuff like this offensive. grow up.

Dec 9, 2003

yeah, honey, those cats are precky stocky. with their lil fatty pouches swaying back and forth when they run.

on journal Crazy Cat Girl
Dec 9, 2003

yeah. thats definitely what it looks like. we have a similar stash here. it makes my cat all deranged. my mom hates it.

on journal Crazy Cat Girl
Dec 9, 2003

good one! valuable and invaluable are similar. valuable is something of detirmined worth. invalulable means that it's beyond estimation, priceless.

Dec 8, 2003

okay, sonny bono!

Dec 8, 2003

dude, are you harboring rage against women?

on journal computer stalker
Dec 8, 2003

if women need to watch those movies to feel empowered...i just dunno. i find it silly.

on journal computer stalker
Dec 8, 2003

skip that. i'll just run him thru with my foil.

Dec 8, 2003

HAHAHA!

on journal Crazy Cat Girl
Dec 8, 2003

you dare speak ill of such a first rate woman?! toxi tis the fairest maiden this side of the toms river! mannered slave girls do not concern me, sir hill. you know not of true fairness. though ...

Dec 8, 2003

shoysh, insolent waif. tis a fair question.

Dec 8, 2003

coupe

in thread Cars · Sports
Dec 8, 2003

test results voided. i'll readminister it elsewhere, at a later date.

in thread Cars · Sports
Dec 8, 2003

thats funny because this past sunday a brother gave an analogy about "brother no-game" and he's called that because he has no game. theres a lot more to it. VERY funny stuff. i'll make a journal...

Dec 8, 2003

two days! not bad, my friend. you're car is fine. this was merely a test.

in thread Cars · Sports
Dec 8, 2003

so you use the emergency menapause/pure adrenaline/estrogen shot?!

on journal other side
Dec 8, 2003

nice visual

on journal pinky
Dec 8, 2003

DARK TOWER v5: WOLVES OF THE CALLA came out a bit ago. i bought it while on vacay and devoured it. it was extremely good. the journey to save the dark tower continues even when the main characte...

Dec 7, 2003

WU TANG CLAN - Triumph

Dec 7, 2003

HAHAHA! mannnn. i was thinking the same thing. my friend said, when his mom was buggin' for no reason, that it was like she "injected a menapause/adrenaline/estrogen cocktail directly into her n...

on journal other side
Dec 7, 2003

yeah, when i wrote it i still hadn't seen it. and it said El Scorcho [directors cut]. i thought it'd be different for some reason. oh well.

Dec 7, 2003

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