Comments by toxicgirl

I wonder how old was the youngest person to get df'ed.

Being chased by T-Rex would completely ruin your day.

It's even more unpleasant for the girl who is dating him. Looks like I won't be dropping any subtle hints.

The song is catchy, it eats you alive.

Why don't we all share him?

Those were great scenarios. I am proud to call you my friend.

Oh my, them is fightin' words.

THAT was graphic.

Oh my gosh, I was just coming on here to post about that. I also saw a hilarious Quiznos commercial. Two guys are eating philly cheese steaks. The one guy says "you aren't eating a quiznos toasted ...

There is a little boy I bribe with quarters to clean off snow for my car. If he was old enough to drive, I'd give him a quarter to pull my car up to the door.

I really hope thats not true. I know the snowboarders will lynch me, but I do not want that much snow. Snow is great when it covers all the deadness. But then a dog defiles the winterwonderland. An...

I wonder what the warning signs are for a person who may fear their dog is gay.

You mean like Swimfan?

I think it's nice when a guy runs out in the rain to pull the car up close so the girl doesn't have to get wet. Specially with someone like me, I hate fussing with umbrellas.

Hahaha. That's adorable. Did he tell you to meet him in the B-school so you could fight him?

Be gay and put a ribbon in your hair...

Oh my goodness, I can't believe ppl actually thought this was the way to go... "his topics of conversation are more important than yours"!!??

Haha, that was funny.

Whoops, I guess that picture didn't work out so hotly. Sorry.

I hope this pic comes out, I am new at this... <img src="http://www.ezabel.com/~toxicgirl/p4010009.jpg">

I had to do that too, with a calorimeter...which was actually a soda can. I guess it was a ghetto calorimeter.

So instead of internet cafe's we could have internet restrooms.

I saw a V of ostriches flying overhead just the other day. I guess they were flying south for the winter.

I forgot my locker combo in college and a sweaty little security gaurd had to bust it off with the jaws of life.

your chinese food mind tricks won't work on me