Comments by exitstageleft

the giver was one of the best books i ever read

yea...it sort of resembles the funky chicken.

i forgot to mention there's even a dance that goes with the song. a DANCE! insanity, i tell ya.

it's called the fast food song. by a group called the fast food rockers. and it's about pizza hut, kentucky fried chicken, and mcdonald's. and it is the STUPIDEST song i have ever had the misfor...

um, a purple triangle?

what's your birthday? it can't be the worst ever because mine is. december 25... what a birthday for a JW

do any of y'all actually eat twinkies, or did you just come in here to mack it? hahaha

hahaha i still don't think that would be enough! if johnny depp was your dad, you wouldn't notice how sexy he is, because you'd be like "ew it's my lame boring dad"

can your boss give me a car too? and pay for the insurance while he's at it?

do i count as an older friend? haha i'll cook you as much bacon as you want if you shovel my driveway this winter...i almost killed myself shoveling during that blizzard in february

i can't either! i wish i hadn't. i am now trying to block it from my memory in self-defense

ROFL! i think i'd take the extra lip, i'm sure i'd be a big hit at parties

i love them too...i still keep my set on my bookshelf instead of packed away in the basement with all the other books i was "too old" to read but couldn't bear to throw away. (cough *nerd* cough)

bri, your last sentence here is marvelous!!

OH NO SHE DIDN'T! that movie was the worst 8 bucks i ever wasted!

see now that's just sad. what ever happened to "forgive and forget"?

this one wasn't even that funny, but... the pepsi twist commercial with austin powers when he says "that's not britney spears. it's a MAN, BABY." when i first saw this one i tried to describe it ...

i loved the old quiznos one with the old lady who looks across the highway at the quiznos and the table gets hit by a car, and she goes "i could get hurt." and then the guy says all satisfied, "sh...

i actually forgot about the back school because we don't have one anymore

no, Stan was the unfortunate owner of the gay dog. i loved it when big gay al said "oh, my carrot cake!"

would you rather eat nothing but fish sticks for the rest of your life, or wear nothing but 'n sync memorabilia for the rest of your life? would you rather stand on the platform and give a talk ...

i have never heard that...it's quite disturbing actually

frogs don't drink. i sat and stared at that one for awhile, wondering "then if they get thirsty, what do they DOOOOOOOO?"

i'd say a little of everything. tell him he's hurting your feelings. forgive him. and move on. because why would you want someone who treats you like crap on purpose to be one of your good frie...

crying can get you out of all kinds of trouble. my only car accident was when i rear-ended some guy so hard he hit the lady in front of him. she was all mad and yelling "are you crazy??" at me an...